www.jvcool.com
jv's stupid jokes












Home

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL "ROSE" | jv's stupid jokes | JV'S ART | JV'S ART II | JV'S ART III




3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

 

 

 

 

 

THERE WERE THREE MAN IN A DESERTED ISLAND AND THEN ONE FINDS A GENNI IN A BOTTLE THE GINNI WENT "IF YOU FREED ME YOU WILL EACH ONE GET ONE WISH" SO THEN THEY FREED HIM AND THE FIRST MAN WENT "I WISH TO BE IN CALIFORNIA WITH ALL MY FAMILY" THEN HE DISSAPEARS , THE SECOND MAN WENT "WELL I WISH TO BE IN LAS VEGAS WITH MY FRIENDS AND FAME" THEN HE DISSAPEARS , LATER THE THIRD MAN WENT "WELL I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE IN THIS DESERTED ISLAND SO I WANT YOU TO BRING BACK MY FRIENDS"

 

 

why is the statue of liberty a female?because they needed something with an empty head
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
what is the same between a woman and a gum?that the more you step on them the more they stick to you
 
 
what is the difference between a woman and a battery? that the battery has a positive side
 
 
 
what is a man doing when throwing a woman up the window ?contaminating the earth!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
ps-is not that i have something against women , it is just to make fun and women can just swhich them around and make fun of men is because women are the best happen to men
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
there was two brothers one was named trouble and the other was named fuck you and one day trouble got lost so they were looking for him and one guy ask fuck you whats your name? fuck u and again whats your name? fuck you and then the guy said bitch are you looking for trouble and fuck you said YES
(because he was looking for his brother trouble go t it now )
 













there was this guy who was on college and was trying to make some money without working then when he looked at his dog he got an i dea. he called his father and told him that there was a program who can teach fido(the dog) how to talk but it costs 2000 dlls so the father was really interested that he send the money to the guy. after the guy spend all the money he called his father again and told him that there was a program to teach fido how to read but the costs was 3000dlls and the father was like deooo i can't wait to see the dog read then the guy spend all the money . later when his parents arrive he goes like what should i do my father will find out so he shoots the dog. when he arrive home his father ask him where is fido i can't wait to see him talk and read so the guy says is because fido was reading the news paper like everyday and i don't know what happen that he said that every time you go on a trip you go with a blonde woman , then the father says " god dumn i hope you killed that lier son of a bitch"!!!!!! and the guy says thats what i did father ,thats what i did
 
 
 
 
what did the stop light said to the car?don't look i am changing
 
 
 
there was this airplane only five passagers the pilot , bill gates, michael jordan , the smartest person in the world, and mr.peanuts . then the pilot said we are about 2 crash but we only have 4 parachutes and i am taking one so then the pilot jumps off the airplane. then michael jordan saids well the world needs a sport person so i take the other, he jumps off the airplane. then the smartest person said well the world needs somebody smart like me so he jumps off the airplane, then bill gates said ok i take this parachute and mr.peanuts said what about me and bill gates said don't worry the smartest person of the world jump with my backpack!!!!!
 
 
There was a little boy. he was watching telivision and
heard the word bitch so he went and asked his mom what
it mean.His mom said it meant grandparents. The other
day he heard the word shit and asked his mom what it
meant. She said it meant food. the last day he heard
the word fuck and asked his mom wat it meant she said
it meant getting dressed. So the following day when
the little boys grandparents came over for dinner, his
mom told him to go get hes grandpaarents and tell them
that the food was ready and she will be down after she
get dressed. the little boy remebered the words he
laerned and said to his grandparents.
"Hey bitches the shit is on the table and my mom is
getting fucked upstairs!!!" (hahahahahahahaha!)
by-sasha trejo













hey if you have any good jokes that you want submitt email them to